Thursday, June 20, 2019

Egg Roll In A Bowl

Hello my friends!  I do hope this new recipe finds you enjoying the beginning or summer and warm weather!

This is a recipe I was introduced to by my friend Nacine.  She follows a ketogenic way of eating and this recipe was a must make from the moment I saw it.  I know there are 10,000 versions but I wanted to make this one.  Nacine and I have collaborated by picking a recipe of each others and making it.  Check out her channel and see what she thinks of my Quick Pickles!  You can click here.

This turned out just as amazing I thought it would.  It literally tastes like the inside of an egg roll and I love egg rolls!  I want to note a couple of things I did differently. She used broccoli slaw and I used cabbage slow mix.  Whichever you use, it will be amazing.  I used ground turkey and she used ground beef.  Again....whatever you choose is going to be perfect.  Ready for it?  Me too!

You will need:
1lb ground beef, turkey or pork
1, oz16 pkg slow mix (cabbage or broccoli)
2-3 stalks of celery chopped
1 cup shredded carrots (2-3 or cheat and use already grated!)
2 tsp minced garlic
1/2 tsp pepper (black or white)
2 tsp onion powder
1 1/2 Tbsp soy sauce

In a high sided pan brown your ground meat.  If you ground meat rendered a lot of fat, drain it off!  Add in onion powder, garlic, pepper and veggies.  Mic until completely combined, stirring on medium heat.  When all ingredients are combined, taste it, see if you need to adjust any seasonings.  When you have it just perfect, turn heat to LOW, put the lid on and let sit for 405 minutes.  If you want very soft veggies let it go about 7 minutes.

This is really delicious and it will be a staple in our house from now on!  I hope you enjoy it too!

Might I saw, you could roll this up in some egg roll wrappers and have legit delicious egg rolls too!

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Italian Style Meatloaf

Good Saturday evening my friends!

Oh what a beautiful day it has been!  I have 3 of my grandchildren today and overnight and the sun is shining and they took a long nap and ahhh......

My husband has been asking me to make him Italian meatloaf and I have been poopoo'ing him off a bit.  THEN, I was asked by one of my dear YouTuber friends if I was interested in doing a meatloaf collaboration video.  She had gotten 4 of us together and we each would share a version of meatloaf we enjoy!  It was the perfect opporutniy to share my Italian Meatloaf AND make my husband happy!  Win! Win!

This meatloaf might seem a little out in left field for you but if you aren't ready to try it with the eggs, do it without.  I encourage you though, to try it.  While I shouldn't give such secrets away, this mixture will make meatballs that your family and friends will beg you to make again and again!

2lbs ground beef
1lb Italian sausage
1cup breadcrumbs (plain or seasoned)
1/2 cup shredded or grated Parmesan cheese2 eggs
2 tsp salt
1 tsp granulated garlic
1 tsp Italian seasoning
1/4 cup marinara sauce
4-6 hard boiled eggs

1/2 cup mozzarella
1/2 cup marinara

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. 
In a stand mixer or large mixing bowl combine all ingredients, for the meatloaf.  Mix with a hand mixer or let mix for 3-4 minutes (see video).

Place meat mixture into a backing pan and form into a loaf.  Make an indention in the middle and place eggs in a row.  Cover with meat mixture well to try and avoid it cracking.  If it does crack, no big deal!

Now to top the meatloaf, pour over 1/2 cup marinara, and bake for 66 minutes.  Remove meatloaf, add shredded mozzarella cheese and back another 10 minutes. 

Let rest for 5 minutes and enjoy!

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Pistachio Oreo Fluff

Happy June everyone!  Can you believe it is already here?  School is out for most of you, graduations, summer sports, days at the beach, swimming and more will quickly begin!  But alas, it is also bathing suit season.  This terrifies me in ways I can't explain.  I know!  Let's have dessert and not think about it!

It is also time for lots of BBQ, picnics, family reunions, etc.  You will likely already have a stocked arsenal of recipes for such events, but please, let me share with you something new, SUPER easy, and delicious.  It isn't so overly sweet, but light and creamy and fluffy and OH SO GOOD!  This recipe was just inspired by a recent collaboration video I did on my YouTube Channel!  I taste tested the new Pistachio Oreo Thins!  My husband is a pistachio lover, and these thin Oreo's were no different.  I wanted to come up with something easy for summer, no baking or cooking, simple, not many ingredients and so here we go.

1 pkg Pistachio Oreos
1 3.4 box INSTANT Pistachio Pudding
2 cups Heavy Whipping Cream
1/3 cup SHELLED Pistachios (adjust to your taste)

In a bowl combine pudding, and heavy whipping cream.  Using a hand mixer or stand mixer if you are doubling or tripling the recipe for a larger group, mix until creamy and stuff peaks are formed.  Take approx 10-15 Oreos and crush them with your hands into the mixture.  Fold mixture to combine.  Cover and chill at least 1 hour, more is better!  Before serving, crumble over a handful more Oreo cookies and your chopped pistachios for a wonderful salty crunch!

Like I said, this is not a super sweet dessert.  It is just perfect and the texture is delightful!  The occasional chunk of cookie, or salty crunch of the nuts.....perfection!

Enjoy this dessert.  I wrote this amount for a small group, doubling or tripling is easy and better suited for a larger amount of people!

Give this a try!  Let me know how you liked it!

Monday, May 6, 2019

Cafeteria Corn Bread

Once upon a time, in a teeny, tiny town in central Nebraska, there was a little elementary school with the best cooks ever!

Yes it is true, we had the best lunch ladies.

Now, I knew it couldn't be all that hard to make this to cafeteria lady perfection. One day, well let me start at the beginning.

I had been on the hunt for the perfect cornbread for a long while.  Perfect to me was sweet and NOT DRY!  No hunks of peppers, jalapenos or corn either!

I used to do a "Wednesday Morning Coffee Chat" on Facebook.  We at some point were discussing cornbread because I very much dislike dry tasteless cornbread.  I didn't grow up with it being made at home so maybe I just had no palate for it.  As I stated I loved the stuff we had at school, with chili!  So during the live chat I phoned my old Elementary School, asked for the cafeteria and asked for the person who had been in the kitchen the longest.  I got her on the phone and told her I was wanting to recreate it at home, and for my viewers and readers and she told me the secret.  Sugar, butter and honey.  Her exact words, "a TON of it".  In it, and on it!  Awesome I had my info and I could get to work.

Fast forward 2 years (LOL) when I actually started working on it.  At first it wasn't moist enough, then the corners didn't have that chewy done part we fight over on the edges.  She also told me they use JIF Cornbread Mix.  I forgot to tell you that.  How it ended up was the bit of honey IN the mixture gives you those crispy, chewy edges.  The sour cream gives it an incredible moist texture. which extra milk contributes to as well.  Just don't skip any steps and if you went to OES!    You will take one bite and instantly go back in time!

Here is what you will need:
Jif Cornbread mix
1 egg
1/2 cup Milk
1/4 cup Sour Cream
1/4 cup white Granulated Sugar
1 T Honey

3-4 T Melted Butter
3 T Honey

Preheat oven to recommended temperature on the mix, mine is 400!  In a large bowl combine, dry mix, egg, milk, sour cream, 1T honey  and sugar.  Mix to combine and let sit for 5 minutes to rest.

Prepare an 8x8 square baking dish by spraying with nonstick cooking spray or buttering it.  Pour cornbread mixture into the pan and bake for recommended time.  The center may get a little dark and that is perfeclyt fine.  Test with a toothpick and when inserted it should come out with NO wet batter!

While the goodness is in the oven, melt your butter and honey together.  Be ready, if you miss the window of perfect timing, it won't work. (kidding)  When you take out the cornbread use a toothpick and  poke little holes all over that baby.  Then, drizzle that honey butter all over the top.  Don't forget even the tiniest spot!  Let sit for 5 minutes.

If this doesn't take you right back to Ord Elementary, I don't know what will!


Friday, March 29, 2019

Everything But The Bagel-ish Seasoning

Mu first introduction to an everything bagel was back in about 1994.  I was served a toasted, buttered everything bagel with an order of pasta.  On that day, my foodie life changed forever.  Mostly

Fast forward to a year ago.  I saw the Everything But The Bagel seasoning in Trader Joe's.  I am going to be honest, it is awesome, a little spendy, but I don't love chunks of salt, onion and garlic dried up on my bagel as much as I once did.  I decided recently after being at TJ's again that I needed to just make this at home, my way.

You will find many versions, but you will only find ONE of mine.  I make mine in a more "granulated" form.  I guess my coffee grinder that I use for spices ran away to join a traveling carnival of other "mis-used" coffee grinders, because it is gone.

I use this seasoning on garlic toast, chicken, steak, pork, and veggies.  I mean, I love this stuff!  Shop your local Asian markets or other places for less expensive spices, make double or triple the amount for what you pay for one bottle!

You will need:

2 TBSP Poppy Seeds
1 TBSP Dried Minced Onion
1 TBSP Onion Powder
2 TBSP Granulated Garlic
1-2 TBSP Pink Salt
1 TBSP Sesame Seeds (White)
1/4 tsp Black Pepper
1/2 tsp Dried Parsley

Combine all ingredients into a Ziploc bag.  Roll over mixture several times with a rolling pin.  I like the different textures it gives.  How long you roll over it will depend on the consistency you want!

Place into airtight jar or container and enjoy!  I promise it won't last long in your house!

I LOVE making my own versions of spice blends and any other spice blends!  I hope you enjoy this recipe and don't forget to FOLLOW my page here!

Friday, March 22, 2019

Unicorn Crunch!

Unicorns, unicorns everywhere!  At least for me.  I love unicorns.  While I should probably not announce from the rooftops that I am 45 and obsessed with them, I am anyway!  

Been awhile, eh?  Busy time, just kind of burning both ends of the candle, and still dealing with eye issues.  Had an emergency surgery to replace 2 sutures, 2 weeks ago and fix a vitreous fluid leak.  Joy.  If you follow me on social media or YouTube you probably know the sorted details!

I wanted to make a variation of puppy chow.  No chocolate, no peanut butter.  Just something else, that is new and SPRINGY!  This is what I got.  The first time around I used plain Rice Chex.  The second time I used Vanilla Rice Chex.  If you can get the later, DO IT.  If not, still Do IT, because this is a delicious!  

  I was thinking if you changed up the sprinkles to red, white and blue you could send it home in  fun bags for birthday favors, like a Capt America birthday, black and yellow for a Batman, etc...

You can't beat a quick no bake dessert like this one.  We have all been in a position where we needed something and we needed it like, NOW!

You will need:
1/2 cup dry vanilla box cake mix
5 cups Vanilla Rice Chex Cereal (or plain)
1 1/4 cups white chocolate chips
1 tsp vegetable oil
1/2 cups sprinkles of your choice

Place cereal in a LARGE bowl.  Melt white chocolate chips at 30 second increments at a time until all melted.  I added in vegetable oil to thin my own a TINY bit.  This is optional.  Mix and pour over cereal.  Add in half of your sprinkles and stir until all of the cereal is coated.  Add in your cake mix and the rest of the sprinkles and toss again.  When all of the cake mix has been stirred in, place on a foil covered baking sheet.  Let sit for 30 minutes in a cool place.  Break up and store in a baggie or air tight container!

ENJOY and I hope it makes you feel as magical as a unicorn!

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Supreme Pizza Dip

You guys.  It is SO COLD outside right now!  It is actually -12 but feels -28 with windchill! Whaaat?  Why do I live here?! 

We all know weather that can freeze your face in one position in like 4 seconds means staying in and blogging!  I feel like I am getting my groove back!  Welcome to all of my new subscribers here AND on  YouTube!  i am grateful for each of you and can't wait to share more of everything with you!

Soooo.....the Super Bowl is this weekend.  I knew I would be keeping this post short because my precious Eagles will not be playing in it this year.  I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to accept it, but I DO want Super Bowl food.  I  mean, I might as well take away something positive from the season right?  I am.  The food.

This dip is hands down, the best hot dip of life.  There are so many ways to make it your own and I hope that you do!  If you make it tag me on Facebook or Instagram with #imachefwannabe.

Here we go.  I hope your favorite team wins.  I love you even though your favorite team is not mine.  I am not bitter, but boy am I ticked! HA!

You will need:
8 oz cream cheese
1/4 cup sour cream
1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 cup pizza sauce
1 1/2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1/2 lb  browned Italian sausage
1/2 cup mushrooms chopped
1/4 cup green bell pepper finely chopped
Red Pepper Flakes Optional
Garlic and Parmesan Pretzel Crisps, crostini, bread sticks (options for dipping)

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.  Combine cream cheese, sour cream and parm.  Spread into the bottom of a deep dish pie pan or something similar.  After you spread it evenly, add on pizza sauce.  Next comes the mozz cheese!  Let it rain!  Add on the rest of your toppings, and bake for 25-30 minutes.  Your life is about to change!

Now, I did not add a measurement of pepperoni, but just use how much you want!  These toppings can be changed to anything you want or love on your pizza!  There is going to be no bad combination!  (unless you are a pineapple on pizza person)  Sorry I just can't accept it, eat it or feel comfortable with it! HA!

ENJOY this for the big game, or anytime.  You guys, it is SO good!